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Redacted — Everything Is Fine T-Shirt
$19.68
Redacted — Everything Is Fine.
The official file, declassified — well, most of it. Blacked-out redaction bars hide the whole report, and the only words left showing are the ones they want you to believe: "everything is fine, trust your government." Typewriter-style lettering with rough black bars, printed bold in black ink.
Black ink reads best on light colors — grey or white carry it cleanest. Front design, back plain.
Gildan G500 heavy cotton tee — sturdy, comfortable, holds its shape wash after wash. Made to order and heat-pressed with care. Crown tag printed inside the neck.
Multiple colors and sizes available —
Shine bright. Question everything. Never fold.
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz.
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Tear away label
- Classic fit
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |